The Bird Is a Bot Shirt
$41.95
PLEASE DO NOT BUY THIS SHIRT! The Birds Aren’t Real movement is falsely claiming that Duo the Owl is a secret government surveillance drone using fun gamified lessons to bamboozle you into sharing your data with a corrupt supranational entity that may or may not be controlled by the illuminati.
We are only selling this shirt as a legal maneuver to hold onto the rights, so that those grifter conspiracy theorists at Birds Aren’t Real can’t profit off lies and deception. It’s literally the same thing a bunch of Hollywood movie studios do when they produce films solely to retain the rights to famous superhero IP or for tax breaks.
Anyway, we are asking that you do not promote a fringe internet hoax by purchasing this comfortable yet stylish shirt that will most likely make you happier and more productive. Despite its 100% cotton and premium screen printed design, this shirt will sow the seeds of dangerous misinformation and pollute our toxic political media ecosystem. For the love of Duo, don’t buy this exclusive and cozy shirt.
- 100% cotton long-sleeved t-shirt
- Fits true-to-size
- Screen printed design
- Hidden spyware not included
- Duolingo hem tag
- Printed neck tag
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
- This item ships from the USA
Peter (he/him) is 6'1" and is wearing a size XL.
| size | length | chest | sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.6 in | 18.3 in | 31.9 in |
| M | 28 in | 20.3 in | 33.8 in |
| L | 29.4 in | 22 in | 35.6 in |
| XL | 30.8 in | 24 in | 37.3 in |
| 2XL | 31.6 in | 26 in | 38.8 in |
| 3XL | 32.5 in | 27.8 in | 39.8 in |
